It wasn’t enough to just call him Tomato Face?

It wasn’t enough to just call him Tomato Face?

Cool Facts About ‘Game of Thrones’

• This guy is that other guy’s father.

• She’s gonna be important.

• They changed this part.

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  • A hologram ghost emerges out of a TV in a Best Buy, frightening shoppers, as a promotional stunt for a new video game.
  • A vampire jumps out of a dumpster and bites the necks of passersby in an ad for the Dracula reboot. [Have paramedics on standby in case he breaks skin.]
  • Five randomly…

"A heady time" is a good example of a phrase that used to mean something and is now used exclusively in headlines about breweries. Actually, probably the only example.

Vegetarian.

Vegetarian.

This is a scene from the second episode of the third season of Sherlock, where Sherlock needs to chat online with multiple women simultaneously. So, obviously, like anyone would, he has a different laptop for each individual chat. Also, each laptop is a different brand.At least it looks … really … uh … cool.

This is a scene from the second episode of the third season of Sherlock, where Sherlock needs to chat online with multiple women simultaneously. So, obviously, like anyone would, he has a different laptop for each individual chat. Also, each laptop is a different brand.

At least it looks … really … uh … cool.

Big shout out to my creative team for designing me this awesome personal logo. Best $4,600 I’ve ever spent.

Big shout out to my creative team for designing me this awesome personal logo. Best $4,600 I’ve ever spent.

I thought of this and it is The Perfect New Yorker Cartoon. I would like to apply for one MacArthur “genius grant,” please.

I thought of this and it is The Perfect New Yorker Cartoon. I would like to apply for one MacArthur “genius grant,” please.

You guys should team up and write a book.

You guys should team up and write a book.

This is a game I like to call: Hypothetical Scenarios Taken Out of Context

This is a game I like to call: Hypothetical Scenarios Taken Out of Context