"A heady time" is a good example of a phrase that used to mean something and is now used exclusively in headlines about breweries. Actually, probably the only example.

Vegetarian.

Vegetarian.

This is a scene from the second episode of the third season of Sherlock, where Sherlock needs to chat online with multiple women simultaneously. So, obviously, like anyone would, he has a different laptop for each individual chat. Also, each laptop is a different brand.At least it looks … really … uh … cool.

This is a scene from the second episode of the third season of Sherlock, where Sherlock needs to chat online with multiple women simultaneously. So, obviously, like anyone would, he has a different laptop for each individual chat. Also, each laptop is a different brand.

At least it looks … really … uh … cool.

Big shout out to my creative team for designing me this awesome personal logo. Best $4,600 I’ve ever spent.

Big shout out to my creative team for designing me this awesome personal logo. Best $4,600 I’ve ever spent.

I thought of this and it is The Perfect New Yorker Cartoon. I would like to apply for one MacArthur “genius grant,” please.

I thought of this and it is The Perfect New Yorker¬†Cartoon. I would like to apply for one MacArthur “genius grant,” please.

You guys should team up and write a book.

You guys should team up and write a book.

This is a game I like to call: Hypothetical Scenarios Taken Out of Context

This is a game I like to call: Hypothetical Scenarios Taken Out of Context

These guys know what I’m talking about.

These guys know what I’m talking about.

Haha. Michael Butt. [NYDN]

Haha. Michael Butt. [NYDN]

In high school some friends and I got tickets to a DMX concert that ended up getting cancelled because DMX was on the lam for impersonating a police officer and he couldn’t show up to the venue without getting arrested. It was kind of disappointing, but not that much because I got a little story out of it without actually having to go anywhere. I don’t know if the tickets were refunded, but I’m pretty sure I never paid for mine in the first place.

I think it’s probably a good thing that this video of DMX singing “Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer” didn’t exist when I was in high school. If it had, I’d probably have just gone around to various people saying, Did you see this? Did you see this?¬†until I eventually forgot to eat for two months and died.