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Most people don’t think very highly of plastic surgeons. Don’t bother to deny it; we know what you say behind our backs. You say that we’re shallow and greedy, that we’re wasting our medical educations catering to the worst of society’s wealthy egomaniacs, that we’re little more than…



I know that a lot of my writing is pretty silly, but I think it’s important to tackle serious issues sometimes, too.

I love this Twitter that somebody runs for George Carlin now that he’s dead. My favorite part is how it really captures that thing Carlin did where he was always stating his express purpose in a completely humorless way. It actually reminds me of my favorite Carlin quote: “Pointing out idiosyncrasies in our society is a great way to make people laugh, and then they give you money for tickets and books and stuff and you can use that money for living expenses.” Anyway, congrats to the 43,000 people who follow this account.

I love this Twitter that somebody runs for George Carlin now that he’s dead. My favorite part is how it really captures that thing Carlin did where he was always stating his express purpose in a completely humorless way. It actually reminds me of my favorite Carlin quote: “Pointing out idiosyncrasies in our society is a great way to make people laugh, and then they give you money for tickets and books and stuff and you can use that money for living expenses.” Anyway, congrats to the 43,000 people who follow this account.

It wasn’t enough to just call him Tomato Face?

It wasn’t enough to just call him Tomato Face?

Cool Facts About ‘Game of Thrones’

• This guy is that other guy’s father.

• She’s gonna be important.

• They changed this part.

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  • A hologram ghost emerges out of a TV in a Best Buy, frightening shoppers, as a promotional stunt for a new video game.
  • A vampire jumps out of a dumpster and bites the necks of passersby in an ad for the Dracula reboot. [Have paramedics on standby in case he breaks skin.]
  • Five randomly…

"A heady time" is a good example of a phrase that used to mean something and is now used exclusively in headlines about breweries. Actually, probably the only example.

Vegetarian.

Vegetarian.

This is a scene from the second episode of the third season of Sherlock, where Sherlock needs to chat online with multiple women simultaneously. So, obviously, like anyone would, he has a different laptop for each individual chat. Also, each laptop is a different brand.At least it looks … really … uh … cool.

This is a scene from the second episode of the third season of Sherlock, where Sherlock needs to chat online with multiple women simultaneously. So, obviously, like anyone would, he has a different laptop for each individual chat. Also, each laptop is a different brand.

At least it looks … really … uh … cool.

Big shout out to my creative team for designing me this awesome personal logo. Best $4,600 I’ve ever spent.

Big shout out to my creative team for designing me this awesome personal logo. Best $4,600 I’ve ever spent.

I thought of this and it is The Perfect New Yorker Cartoon. I would like to apply for one MacArthur “genius grant,” please.

I thought of this and it is The Perfect New Yorker Cartoon. I would like to apply for one MacArthur “genius grant,” please.